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I won’t go into detail here about what it does, because the google code project covers that pretty well. If you have any interest in dynamic css and/or javascript, I urge you to check it out. I have been using it on all of my projects lately, and I am enjoying the hell out of it.

I would love some developer feedback on this, so if anyone finds this interesting enough to use, please let me know about your experience, and open issues in the google code project as necessary. I would also love any feedback regarding making it faster / safer / better / whatever.

An attractive friend of mine pointed out that I hadn’t posted in a bit, so this is what you get.

This is a terribly simple drop in php script that basically just redirects people to Google with a query.

This is useful when someone ask you a stupid question, when it should be obvious that they just need to Google it. You can give them a link that may appear to be useful, but will it only taunt them for being foolish.

example

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This was inspired by http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/ and of course whoever originally came up with the Samuel L macro. A sarcastic apology to anyone offended by the language in this post. Get off the internet, thank you.

A teensy bit of php will take care of this for you if you do not already know the image size, or don’t care to look into it:

<img alt="i am lazy" src="/images/myImage.jpg" <?php list($w,$h) = getimagesize($path_to_image); echo "width=\"$w\" height=\"$h\""; ?>/>

A friend (and boss) of mine thought that this would be a good idea, and not being foolish/strange enough to be a coder himself, I decided to make it because it could be useful.

It is a drop in php script that allows you to host your own url shortener / redirector like snurl or tinyurl. Only you will be able to add / remove url’s from it.  This would allow you to essentially brand the url’s you send, or just simplify the linking process on your site or elsewhere.

If you have any trouble, check out the README.txt included, or leave a comment here.

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I got a little bored this weekend, and decided to make myself a toy to play with rainbows, and give it a stupid name.

There is actually some pretty cool stuff going on, it is written in javascript(w/some sweet sweet mootools), and a little bit of php for automagic.

I wrote a class to make the rainbow, and one for the sliders you see. If you think either would be useful, they are included in the head.

attended the contextual web

This was not quite what I expected, I was hoping that this would be more about data portability, but it ended up just being an iPhone orgy. I did however realize that I was in the non-iPhone possessing sxsw minority.

attended ExpressionEngine 2.0 Sneak Peak

This was awesome. I am and have been a big fan of Ellislab, not because of ExpressionEngine, but because of CodeIgniter. Learning about ExpressionEngine was very interesting, especially when they announced that ExpressionEngine 2.0 has been rewritten to run on top of CodeIgniter. This is very pleasant news. This has gotten me all atwitter about the possibilities of a cms running on-top of my most favoritest PHP framework. Also everyone was very nice, and I desired to be friends with them. This panel was something I talked about throughout the rest of my trip.

attended 10 Things We’ve Learned at 37signals

This was another highpoint. CEO Jason Fried is an excellent speaker. Everything he said made sense, and he answered all questions asked were answered very well. At one point Anil Dash of six apart asked a question that seemed like more of an insult than anything.

attended Behind the Scenes at the Onion News Network

This was pretty fun, it being the Onion and all (which had quite a presence in Austin). I was hoping that it was going to be more about the site backend, and not the actual production of the show / a bunch of clips I have already seen.

went to the Google Party

Wacky google action, got lots of saucy google swag, including pens, flashing plastic pins, and the best thing I have to keep a secret, because it is a present for my buddy Wes. The bar was kinda downtowny and lame, but I also got to meet Dustin Diaz, and tell him that I love him. His girlfriend liked my hair, and took a picture of us.

went to the EllisLab party at Moonshine Grill

This was a wonderful event. Tons of bad ass food, free shirts (I nabbed a bunch and wear them all the time). The highlight of this was definitely hanging out with and talking to Derek Allard. Derek is a development beast, and is responsible for alot of the awesomeness in and around ExpressionEngine and CodeIgniter. You should go to his site, it is awesome.

went to the frog design / SXSW Interactive Opening Party

This was a hell of a thing. There seemed to be thousands of people spread throughout a very large area, lots of loud techno music and so forth. The beer line was long, and the beer was green. I think we only managed to stay there for about an hour.

went to the 16 Bit: SXSWi’s Opening Night Afterparty

This was an amazing party, with an equally amazing line to get in. There was a band / freakshow, which eventually turned into silly 80’s music that made me feel like I was playing Vice City. It was good stuff all around, lots of cool excited people and lots of free drinks.

Towards the end of the party, I met Matt Mullenweg. I have always been amazed by Wordpress, and generally the stuff he gets into. I got to spend some time talking to him about the future of Wordpress, and vented a little bit about the problems I have had with WordpressMU, chiefly the forced support of the no-www.org agenda. I am not even going to link to it because of how much arrogant bullshit I think it is. It should be noted that normal Wordpress does not enforce this. When I was done going off about that, I launched into a drunken rant about how awesome CodeIgniter and ExpressionEngine were going to get. We were talking until the bar closed, and were yelled at to leave by a scruffy bouncer, and then continued to talk outside until his girlfriend got pissed. Anyhow, Matt was awesome, and much funnier than I expected.

ended up at Kerbey Lane Cafe

We stood outside of Scoot Inn (where the last party was) bullshitting with people for about an hour and suddenly found ourselves among the last few there. Me and Cliff (big bad boss) ended up going to breakfast with two complete strangers. One was a local Austin lady who was recently single (which she repeatedly and proudly exclaimed) and a gentleman who, to me, was the epitome of the apple fanboy. I was later informed that I may have been too rough on him regarding this, but I was drunk and he was a friendly stranger.

I don’t remember what I ate (aside from sweet potato fries), and I don’t remember the stranger’s names. If you are one of the strangers: please excuse me, and leave a comment to say hi.

For some time I have wanted to create a truly recursive mootools accordion class that could, with properly formatted xhtml, be limitlessly recursive. I have attempted this on several occasions, however have yet to be successful.

I am looking forward to trying again with the advent of mootools 1.2, it will most likely be much easier to complete. Most of the problems that have been encountered have been with how flexible I have tried to make it. I have achieved the desired, however it would only apply to one parent and it’s descendents, however I would still like it to be able to apply to all of the said parents siblings.

Updates will follow.

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here is the code:

<?php
/*
Plugin Name: DB Reset
Plugin URI: http://trickeries.com/16/wordpress-database-resetter/
Description: terribly simple plugin to basically drop all of your wordpress tables.
Author: atom smith
Version: 1.0
Author URI: http://trickeries.com/
*/
 
 
add_action('init','db_reset_delete_tables');
add_action('admin_menu', 'add_db_reset_sub_menu');
 
function add_db_reset_sub_menu(){
	add_submenu_page('plugins.php', 'DB Reset', 'DB Reset', 9, __FILE__, 'db_reset_output');
}
 
function db_reset_output(){ ?>
 
	<div class="wrap">
		<h2>DB Reset</h2>
		<?php if(!isSet($_POST['db_reset'])): ?>
			<?php db_reset_get_tables() ?>
		<?php endif; ?>
	</div>
 
<?php }
 
function db_reset_get_tables(){
	global $wpdb;
	$prefixed_tables = $wpdb->prefix . '%';
	$tables = $wpdb->get_results("show tables LIKE '$prefixed_tables'", ARRAY_A);
	?>
	<div class="updated"><strong>Please make sure that you understand what you are doing before using this.  The following tables will be deleted and replaced:</strong>
		<ul>
		<?php foreach($tables as $k => $v): ?>
			<li>
				<?php echo $tables_to_delete[] = pos($v) ?>
			</li>
		<?php endforeach; ?>
		</ul>
	</div>
	<form action="#" method="post">
		<?php foreach($tables_to_delete as $table): ?>
			<input type="hidden" name="delete[]" value="<?php echo $table ?>" />
		<?php endforeach; ?>
		<input style="font-size:100px; width:100%; padding: 20px;" type="submit" name="db_reset" value="Reset DB" />
	</form>
<?php
}
 
function db_reset_delete_tables(){
	if(isSet($_POST['db_reset']) && $_POST['db_reset'] == 'Reset DB'){
		global $wpdb;
		if($wpdb->prefix != ''){
			foreach($_POST['delete'] as $table){
				$wpdb->query("DROP TABLE $table");
			}
			$location = "..";
		}
		header("Location: $location");
	}
}